Miss Choi

There’s something incredibly vain about wanting to blog in your own domain. Blogging in itself is already an act of vanity, assuming that the rest of the blogosphere exists only to fawn over your every word. You blog for fame, recognition, affirmation. I blog, therefore I am.

Or not.

I just love the way it strokes my already super-sized ego. I love me.

For someone so incredibly narcissistic, though, I can’t think of anything decent to write in this “ode to me” page. Being vain and unbelievably lazy, however, I decided to just list random facts about me in lieu of actually taking time to properly introduce myself. That way, you get to know more about me (I’m assuming you want to, since you’re here) without me expending too much effort and energy. Everybody wins.

Here then, are things you probably didn’t (and really don’t need to) know about me. Enjoy:

  1. I’m a huge Hamtaro fan.
  2. I love watching the word war between Iglesia ni Cristo and Dating Daan; never fails to crack me up.
  3. I once cosplayed as Megumi Takani of Rurouni Kenshin (aka Samurai X).
  4. I can play the guitar and the er-hu (a Chinese string instrument), though I’m not very good at both.
  5. I charmed my way to a 1.5 in volleyball. I had to; none of my volleyball serves made it to the other side of the net. Ever.
  6. I love violent triad/mob movies.
  7. I will sleep with Jim Sturgess, anytime and anywhere.
  8. I think my fingers are ugly.
  9. I’m obsessed with cleaning my ears.
  10. I will always love John more than Paul.
  11. I’m a somnambulist.
  12. My favorite OPM song of all time is Balong Malalim.
  13. My dream car is a Volkswagen Combi.
  14. I’m not fond of chocolate, unless it has mint in it.
  15. My friend once told me I looked like Ken Zhu (of F4).
  16. I’m deathly afraid of snakes and worms.
  17. My favorite Sharon Cuneta movie is Babangon Ako’t Dudurugin Kita.
  18. I’ve never had a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend.
  19. My Macbook’s name is MacLovin.
  20. I think Kenny of South Park is hot.
  21. I’m not a relationship/commitment kinda girl.
  22. I once played a shepherd in the school’s Christmas production of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” (I was in kindergarten) and got so distracted by the nativity display behind me that I forgot what I was doing. I turned around just in time to take a bow with the rest of the actors and promptly hit my head on the microphone. So much for acting.
  23. I have a stuffed panda named “Meongskidudersdudelehihoohahayihee”. The name can only be pronounced in a sing-song manner, otherwise not at all.
  24. I get a kick out of scaring random kids.
  25. I sort of think ABS-CBN should hire me to tutor Kim Chiu. Her Mandarin and Fookien skills are practically non-existent.
  26. I’m the founder of the Sharlash (Sharlene-Nash) Love Team Fans Club.
  27. I’m a proud graduate of UST. Go USTe!

Can’t think of anything else. Questions? Ask away.