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	<title>Stoned Immaculate</title>
	<link>http://www.miss-choi.net</link>
	<description>The Incredibly Pointless Non-Adventures of MISS CHOI</description>
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		<title>Way Too Long</title>
		<description>It's taking too long.
It's taking way too effing long.
I've never been big on patience, but now it's really wearing thin, what with me imagining every single thing I can do with a 2nd generation iPod Touch.
I know, I know.
It takes time.
It takes a lot of time.
It's taking too much time, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/way-too-long/</link>
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		<title>I Love You, MacLovin</title>
		<description>I apologize in advance if this sounds like some sort of infomercial to you, but I'm not lying.  I honestly, completely, crazy-madly-deeply love my Macbook.
It's an emotion normally devoted to human beings -- or living things, at the very least -- but unless you've had a Mac, I don't think ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/i-love-you-maclovin/</link>
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		<title>Memo</title>
		<description>Dear Me,
Get your head in the fucking game!

Hugs and Kisses,
Me </description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/memo/</link>
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		<title>Because I&#8217;m Incredibly Bored</title>
		<description>Yes, I am bored, hence this meme.  Got it from Kris, daywalker and future ruler of the universe.  Remember to make me mayor of Mars when that happens, okay?

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/because-im-incredibly-bored/</link>
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		<title>Attention, Ms. Meyer: Vampires Eat People</title>
		<description>[caption id="attachment_611" align="alignright" width="240" caption="not boyfriend material"][/caption]
Just in case I wasn't clear enough the first time: vampires eat people.
They do.
They get you into some sort of trance, tilt your head back and suck the life out of your pathetic body.  End of story.
I find it incredibly weird that a novel ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/vampires-eat-people/</link>
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		<title>Into the Home Stretch</title>
		<description>Three years ago, I swore never to enter the the corporate world ever again.  I left my last job with sanity barely intact.
It would not be an exaggeration to say that I was pretty much completely destroyed.
Torn into shreds, even.
I began my career with high hopes, thinking that surely someone ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/into-the-home-stretch/</link>
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		<title>Cosmic Connection</title>
		<description>I found this on Jessica Zafra's website.
Apparently, Ely Buendia listens to The Ramones -- my favoritest punk rock band in the universe.
Granted a lot of people listen to The Ramones.
And yes, it's not terribly exciting news that Ely listens to The Ramones, but for someone like me whose very existence ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/cosmic-connection/</link>
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		<title>Double Apple Celebration</title>
		<description>This is late, I know.  You've probably heard of this before, but I haven't till recently so be kind.

[caption id="attachment_596" align="aligncenter" width="241" caption="boohoo, can&#39;t afford it"][/caption]

Click here for the details.

And wipe that drool off your chin. </description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/double-apple-celebration/</link>
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		<title>Here Comes the Neighborhood</title>
		<description>[caption id="attachment_593" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="one of them will steal your underpants off you."][/caption]
EA Games Associate Producer Lyndsay Pearson, on the latest features of the upcoming Sims 3:

“You can be a kleptomaniac, you can be evil, and actually, evil Sims will steal candy from babies,” she said with a laugh. “It ...</description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/here-comes-the-neighborhood/</link>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Love</title>
		<description>[caption id="attachment_588" align="aligncenter" width="241" caption="john lennon, 1940 - 1980"][/caption]
The world's a lot less colorful without you. </description>
		<link>http://www.miss-choi.net/2008/happy-birthday-love/</link>
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