Yes, I am bored, hence this meme.  Got it from Kris, daywalker and future ruler of the universe.  Remember to make me mayor of Mars when that happens, okay?

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their
names.

Starting time: 12:08 PM
Name: Krys, Choi, Kitty, Apple (yes, gag at the last two)
Sisters: 2, both evil
Brothers: none
Shoe size: 7
Height: 5′7″

Where do you live:
* Erap City
Favourite drinks:
*beer, coffee, tea, orange juice
Favourite breakfast:
* Sausage McMuffin with Egg and Hash Browns mmmm
Have you ever been on a plane?
* Yes
Swam in the ocean:
* Does dipping my toe in the ocean count?  If not, then no.
Fallen asleep at school:
*Always
Broken someone’s heart:
* I might have, though I’m not sure.  After all, none of them has ever sued me
Fell off your chair:
* Yes, unfortunately
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call:
* No
Saved e-mails:
* Always
What is your room like:
* A calculated mess
What’s right beside you:
* Chenny, the test computer
What is the last thing you ate:
* preserved plum
Ever had chicken pox:
* Yes and I have the horrible scars to prove it
Sore throat:
* Yes.
Stitches:
* Yes.
Broken nose:
* No.
Do you believe in love at first sight:
* No.
Like picnics:
* No, unless its in a synthetic park, with synthetic grass and no insects.
Who was/were the last person/people you danced with:
* Friends, I think.  Although if you really think about it, they were dancing and I was sort of just bobbing my head
Last who made you smile:
* My new Big Bang Theory Complete Season 1 DVD.
You last yelled at:
* I can’t really remember.  I don’t really yell that much.
Today, did you:
Talk to someone you like:
* Sure.
Kiss anyone:
* No.
Get sick:
* No.
Talk to an ex:
* No.
Miss someone:
* No.
Eat:
* A lot.

Best feeling in the world:
* Giddiness over something completely insignificant
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:
* Yes, and several pillows.
What’s under your bed:
* Dust bunnies.
Who do you really hate:
* Cristy Fermin and my ex-boss Lorna (they look alike so they’re interchangeable)

Random:
Is there a person who is on your mind now:
* Not really.
Do you have any siblings:
* Yes.  –>redundant question!  I just answered this a while ago.
Do you want children:
* Maybe, but only so I can name him Rohan (LOTR alert!).  I also have  this grand plan to marry a guy surnamed Lo so I can have kids named Jay, Jude, Ricky and Jigo.
Do you smile often:
* Umm, yeah
Do you like your hand-writing:
* of course
Are your toe nails painted:
* No.
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:
* My parents’ bed.  It’s nice and comfy.
What color shirt are you wearing now:
* Red.  It says Heineken.
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday:
* Sleeping on the MRT
Are you a friendly person?
* Do I look like a friendly person? –> Exactly.
Do you have any pets:
* Pompee, the diva dog.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
* If you mean lust, then he’s in Hong Kong.
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
* No.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
* No.
What are you doing right now?
* Filling cyberspace with inane answers no one wants to read.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
* I can’t remember.
Can you handle the truth?
* Yes, I think.
Are you too forgiving?
* No.  I bear grudges.
Are you closer to your mother or father?
* My dad.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
* I can’t remember.
How many people can you say you’ve really loved?
* I’m bad at math.
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
* Ex?
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?
* Yes.
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
* My dog.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
* Loud with my friends, but generally quiet
Are you confident?
* I have God complex, what do you think?

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
1. Attempting to survive high school
2. alternately making friends and alienating them
3. pursuing nerd pursuits like reading
4. generally sucking at science and math
5. channeling zafra-inspired angst

5 things on my to-do list:
1. Work
2. Read those pending books
3. Prepare for my comprehensive exams
4. Play Sims 2
5. Salivate over the iPod Touch 2G

5 snacks I enjoy:
1. Nerds
2. Gobstopper
3. banana-q
4. camote-q
5. potato chips

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Buy the UN and become Empress of the World
2. Pay scientists to build my own Enterprise so I can go forth and conquer the universe
3. Buy Steve Jobs
4. Clean out the LV stores of all stocks and distribute them to the poor muahahahah!
5.Install neon lights outlining the Philippines just for the heck of it.

5 of my bad habits:
1. sloth
2. bitching at random strangers
3. cursing
4. murmuring to myself at odd times
5. occasional binge-ing

5 places I have lived in (or WILL live in):
1. Chinatown
2. San Juan
3. Hong Kong
4. (will hopefully live in) London!
5. (will hopefully live in) Macau!

5 jobs I’ve had:
1. research assistant
2. freelance translator
3. unfortunate pawn in the battle for office supremacy
4. corporate foot soldier
5. happy corporate foot soldier

Back in college, we used to hang out a lot at this place called Coffee Indulgence, which was sort of USTe’s answer to Starbucks. But it wasn’t exactly Starbucks material; it had no air conditioning, had wooden chairs (or tree stumps) and cheap drinks.

Anyway.

One time, there was this one group over in the corner that just started singing for no reason. Sounds like that retard LA Lopez, I said quite loudly, not realizing that it was LA Lopez, the retard.

Which isn’t the point of this post. I just sort of remembered Mr. Lopez because he used to endorse iodized salt as the cure for Pinoy stupidity. So then. What exactly am I trying to say?

Commuting from my house to Makati each day gives me the rare opportunity to meet the worst of people. Not the best, unfortunately. I have yet to come across a hot guy on the MRT or the jeepney. What’s even more horrifying, though, is the realization that a lot of these people do need iodized salt. Not that it did a lot for LA Lopez, but what the hell. There still might be something to it.

Here’s my list of iodized salt-deprived people. The government might want to do something about them, for the good of humanity.

1. Pedestrians who cross the street the moment the stoplight turns green then shriek like little girls when vehicles hurtle towards them
2. People who ask, “what are you doing” while watching you brush your teeth/tie your shoelaces/some mundane act
3. People who make an extremely long line behind just one turnstile (in the MRT station), leaving other perfectly okay turnstiles idle (they probably don’t even realize that the other turnstiles are working; they just stand behind other people like the idiots that they are)
4. The bastard who translated Kim Chiu’s “Crazy Love” into Chinese and made her record it
5. Pinoy Dream Academy’s Laarni
6. People who vigorously stop an elevator’s doors from closing, ignore the flashing “UP” button and ask, “down?”
7. Rallyists who have no idea what they’re rallying about. They’re just there to chant slogans and clog traffic
8. People who idolize Willie Revillame
9. Gretchen Barretto (see this for proof)
10. People who think high-waist pants are fashionable. Repeat after me: Mommy pants will never ever ever be hot. Ever. It can’t even cover up your bulging puson, darling.

1. Reply to this post and I’ll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.
3. Post that to your journal with these instructions.

Tagged by my friend Kris, I am given the task of completing this meme with the letter M. Actually, I sort of volunteered for this meme, since I have a lot of better things to do but not the diligence to do them. So then. On to my less than sterling answers:

Mother’s Little Helper ~ Rolling Stones
I think it won’t be difficult to understand why I love this song. It’s all about drugs, baby, hiding in some sweet WASP mom’s drawer. I know what it’s like to barely make it through one day, wishing there was some way to numb yourself and just watch the hours melt away. Sweet, sweet escape.

Many the Miles ~ Sara Bareilles
Yes, I’m in love with Sara B. right now. I’ve been listening to her songs constantly these past few days and I’m hooked. It’s not just the catchy melody; there’s something completely unhinged about the way she sings, like she’s not normal at all. I like “Bottle it Up”, too, but it doesn’t start with M, so what the hell.

Michael ~ Franz Ferdinand
This song is just so gay I have to love it. Sample these lines: “beautiful boys on the beautiful dance floor/Michael you’re dancing like a beautiful dance whore”. Now who wouldn’t love that? Seriously, it’s catchy, infectious and so gay you’ll be singing it for days.

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer ~ The Beatles
The rest of The Beatles thought it was another of Paul’s “fruity” songs. Really. All three (a rare occurrence) agreed that this song is evidence of Paul’s flamboyant gayness. Not that I’ll be swayed. Paul’s still the hottest Beatle ever (though I love John more, sorry) and he’s not gay. Otherwise, the universe will spin in reverse and it’s the end of the world as we know it. Now the song. It sounds funny but the lyrics are brutal. Violent. Bloody. Love it.

Make Yourself ~ Incubus
I’m no longer a big fan of Incubus, and you’re probably wondering why I didn’t pick the mainstream hit, “Megalomaniac” instead. Honestly, Morning View was the beginning of the end. It was still good, but it just wasn’t as good when compared to their earlier albums. “Make Yourself” is one song that will always have a very nice, cozy spot in my heart, thanks to its child-friendly lyrics: “And if I fuck me…I’ll fuck me in my own way”.

Now try it yourself. Or something. Just follow instructions and you’ll be fine.

[instructions] People tagged must write their answers on their blogs. They must tag eight people. Those tagged may not refuse. These eight must state who tagged them. They may not tag the person who tagged them.

1. What worries you?
I’m getting sick a lot lately.

2. Are you confused as to what lies ahead?
No. I don’t think much about the future.

3. Is there anything that made you unhappy recently?
Yeah. Major blowout with a sideline. Grr. Now I’m out of my earnings and angry.

4. What did you last cry over?
Can’t remember.

5. Have you ever dated someone?
No.

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
Hmmm.

7. If the person you like doesn’t accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
No.

8. If the person you like is secretly attached, what would you do?
Kill the significant other or find someone else.

9. What do you want most in life?
Sleep.

10. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
I don’t really know.

11. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No.

12. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Single and rich of course. Is that even a real question?

13. Do you like someone right now?
No.

14. Do they like you too?
NA

15. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
Myself.

16. What type of friends do you like?
Loyal people who willingly put up with my crappy behavior and not-so-secret obsession with Sharon Cuneta and Robin Padilla.

17. If you played a prank on someone, and she/he fell for the trick, what would you do?
I’d laugh. NYAHAHAHA!

18. If you were betrayed by someone, what would you say to that person?
I would sleep with one eye open from now on, if I were you.

19. If the person tagging you likes/loves you, what will you do/say?
Meh.

20. What do you think of the person who tagged you?
Fine guy, needs to work on his revenge tactics

Knock yourself out.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Keloid scar on the left side of my abdomen from an operation.

2. WHAT’S ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
An old Ghostfighter cross-stitch portrait.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Pink shiny clamshell

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Rock Though I listen to some acoustics now because of the guitar. I’m not cut out for playing ACDC stuff, so I have to settle for Colbie Caillat.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Around 5pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Beeer

7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
Mei.

8. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
MacLovin.

9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Virgo

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Extremely

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Always

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Hmm.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
D&G Light Blue and Anna Sui Secret Wish

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE
OPPOSITE SEX?
Brown.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
Meh.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pizza.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON THAT MADE YOU MAD?
Random MRT person, I think.

20. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Some random MRT person.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Can’t remember, except for the toy robot my ninang gave me.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I like most of my officemates

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
What? I’m not sure what you mean…

24. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Artwork

25. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Volks Combi

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Pompee My diva dog.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
A snooty Pomeranian/Spitz

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Nyahaha. Of course. That would mean no commitments.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Get drunk.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
9. I’m predictable.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Not sure

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Stupid people.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE PHILIPPINES?
Yes.

35. YOUR WEAKNESS?
Xiaolungpao and beer. I can’t say no.

37. FIRST JOB?
Copy girl. As in copy = xerox

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Don’t think so.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Liposuction

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I have to work and I don’t want to

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My overall charisma that attracts waiters/drivers/guards etc.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I’d be in jail

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
More money.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Zzzz

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yes. Some character in a Russian movie

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.

48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Worked. I’m a dork.

49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
rice. so much for the anti-carb diet

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes. I’m vain.

51. WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN?
RP.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Lots.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MUSIC?
Rachel Stevens, the ex-S Club7 girl.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Of course. I love me.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I try not to hehe

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Of course.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Blogging.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Office

59. EVER BEEN DRUNK?
I have the right to remain silent.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD?
barbie. and the plastic darna with the toy soldiers

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
don’t know.

62.IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
macau

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Nuh-uh. Not me!

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yup.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Must be: taller, smarter, richer, nicer and more good-looking than me.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Krys, Choi, Kitty (yes, I know. go ahead and gag)

70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR?
Vanilla

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)?
Brown and pink

73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Lazing around.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Too many

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Why not?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
They Kiss Again Soundtrack

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Jason

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face and hair and height

80. THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?
Paint It Black ~ The Stones

81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE?
Wowowee

82. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK(S)?
beer

83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN?
Virgo? Because we’re such bitches

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?
For the record, I’m sloth personified. I like watching F1 and football though

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR?
Dark brown

86. EYE COLOUR?
Dark brown

87. HEIGHT?
5′7″.

88. FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
Dogs

89. FAVOURITE MONTH(s)?
September.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Not really

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Hahaha Manay Po 2

92. FAVOURITE DAY(S) OF THE YEAR?
All holidays

93. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter, I guess, but only because I love boots and jackets

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
not quite sure

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Hmm is neither a viable answer?

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A macbook.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I don’t know.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Smiling Proud Wanderer aka Laughing Swordsman. It’s a translation, hence the weird title.

100. DO YOU LOVE ANYBODY?
Of course.

You Act Like You Are 18 Years Old

You are a teenager at heart. You don’t quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don’t feel like a kid. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. You’re quite rebellious, and you don’t like being told what to do. You like to do things your way. You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.

This is supposedly a Simpsonized version of me. Saw this cool link on Kris’s blog (sorry, too lazy to make links). Just look up “Simpsonize Me” on google and you should be fine.