I can’t — and won’t — go into details here, but suffice it to say that my days as a beer lover are over.
A Higher Being, in the form of the ulcers lining my stomach wall, has decreed that I am now completely incapable of guzzling beer, no matter how little.
I’ve resorted to lessening my daily caffeine intake, eating on time and snacking on crackers, but to no avail.
It’s over.
Which leads me to this thought: I need a new vice.
Weed, perhaps.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Huh. Good luck tripping on weed on an ulcer. It’ll be far out, you betcha.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:41 am
erm, Weed makes you eat, right?
it should ease out your ulcers by actually giving it something to digest other than you stomach lining.
never saw you as a beer lover, then again, you love rock, and booze and rak ‘en roll is your teaching philosophy. u really should have been a teacher. I’d get out of my stupid school in an instant.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:25 am
I’m sorry to hear about the beer.
I think you’d be really talkative on weed. Either that, or catatonic.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:09 am
@OneTamad - hahaha, I would think so, too.
@pavliuts - yeah, the munchies. I have approximately more than a year more to go before I can teach
@kris - I’d probably be even more paranoid than I am now. let’s move to amsterdam
August 7th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
ayyyy sayang.. bwisit na ulcer yan.. sino ba nagimbento niyan???
August 8th, 2008 at 7:18 am
@potsquared - oo nga eh. saklap.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:18 am
bloghopped from wpp/hotseat lenggai. indeed. witty and intelligent and sounds pretty too LOL
will be back for more
August 8th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
ahh tsongki’ isa sa pinaka masarap na gulay na ginawa ni jesas.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
@chuvaness - sounds pretty? hehehe
@jon - ayoooos lipat na tayo sa amsterdam.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:44 am
lol. You’re going to realize that you’re body is shrinking… from beer belly to slim weedy
niCe
August 9th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@clarisse - um, weed=munchies, so no, i’d still get fat
August 12th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
hey even the guv’nor has used/uses it:
“Schwarzenegger is shown smoking a marijuana joint after winning Mr. Olympia in the 1975 documentary film Pumping Iron. In October 2007, Schwarzenegger defended his actions with the claim that, “[Cannabis] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.”
source: wikipedia (lol)
*man i haven’t read my net-friends’ blogs in a while. i have alot of catching up to do. been busy, meh. excuse me, i’m off to read about wu-chun’s gayness.*